Teeny Bleu Nerd

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chihirocheerio:

lastchance-lastdance-girl:

shitty-tsundere:

oblivious-cancer:

finnthetimelord:

cosplay more like co$play

More like €o$p£a¥

€0$₱£a¥

€0$₱£4¥

how did you all miss cospay

(Source: bookercatch, via txlover)

— 18 hours ago with 91372 notes

fordeisbored:

don-gately:

cumberbear:

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There is no escape from this. 

….. fuck.

NO

(via sherlwhy)

— 18 hours ago with 22633 notes

operameister:

thisismythanksgivingurl-gobble:

agentgreenfishy:

poselikeateam:

fuck-i-just:

Next time a blocked number calls you answer like this: “Jim’s whore house. You got the dough, we got the hoe.”

Why does this not have any notes?

lol no “Nashville sperm bank, you squeeze it we freeze it. how may I help you?”

“Henderson’s Morgue, you stab em, we slab em, this is Eight Ball speaking.”

“Texas crematorium you kill ‘em we grill ‘em how can I direct your call?”

(via sherlwhy)

— 18 hours ago with 418562 notes

tomlinscunt:

I JUST WENT OUT FOR DINNER WITH SOME OF MUM’S WORK FRIENDS AND THERE WAS A GIRL MY AGE BUT SHE DIDN’T SPEAK ENGLISH VERY WELL AND SHE KEPT ASKING THINGS LIKE DO YOU LIKE RICE AND WHAT’S YOUR FAVOURITE VEGETABLE BUT THEN SHE LEANT OVER AND WAS LIKE HOW LONG ARE YOUR PERIODS AND I WAS LIKE UM 3 OR 4 DAYS???? AND SHE GOES NO I MEANT SCHOOL PERIODS AND IT WAS THE WORST MOMENT OF MY LIFE

(via mixed-biscuits)

— 18 hours ago with 175800 notes

30 days youtube challenge: 

Day 5: Youtuber that never fails to make you laugh

→ Chris Kendall / Crabstickz

(Source: jackandean, via keyofoxen)

— 18 hours ago with 1303 notes

beyouroffbeat:

frostmatey:

the-spinning-teacup:

iamonlyslightlydisneyobsessed:

Everyone always talks about how amazing of an architect Elsa is, but have we all forgotten about Tarzan’s parents who built an awesome tree house by themselves while caring for their infant child…?

TRUUUEEE

but someone had a headcanon that Tarzan’s parents were actually the King and Queen of Arendelle. They didn’t die, they washed up there

OHO 

OHOHOHOHO

(via daisiesforthedevil)

— 18 hours ago with 61712 notes

happy easter from your friendly easter bunny amazingphil :)(its transparent too)
happy easter from your friendly easter bunny amazingphil :)
(its transparent too)

(Source: spaghettipeej)

— 18 hours ago with 712 notes

theroguefeminist:

spaceberryfeminist:

morismako:

magdalenarivera:

I’d like to report a crime…

 

this man has a face like sunshine and a torso like hellfire

this is poetry

(Source: alphalewolf, via onabedoflace)

— 18 hours ago with 70020 notes